Ford Just Patented an Absurd Movie Screen Windshield For Driverless Cars
A new patent issued to the auto giant on March 1 includes plans for a driverless car with a weirdly complex built-in entertainment system. The patent describes an autonomous car with screens and projectors that obstruct the windshield and fold into the ceiling when a driver wants to take the wheel.
The dual-screen system patent was first covered by Forbes , and it sounds absolutely insane: The first display configuration includes a projection screen that could be set up near the windshield and a projector capable of descending from the ceiling. According to Ford, the metaphorical fireworks would begin once the car sensed that it was in autonomous mode.
The car would revert to its second display once a person took over driving duties, at which point "the entertainment system controller may retract the projection screen and projector." If your irritating children still want to watch Sesame Street, however, never fear. Ford suggests switching to another display, such as one stuck in the dashboard or, God help us, the rearview mirror:
While this sounds cool and everything, it also induces a mild feeling of terror. You know when your dumb friend is driving and won't stop shoving his phone in your face? That kind of terror pops up whenever I think of the "first display." Sure, the car is driving itself, but my neurotic, control-freak nature stops that from being anything close to a relaxing experience.
Of course, given the ambiguous language throughout the patent filing, it remains to be seen whether Ford will actually implement these ideas. And company spokesman Allan Hall also cautioned that your driving-while-fapping dreams might be meaningless: "We submit
Meanwhile, Ford competitor Volvo isn't shying away from its own ridiculous plans for driverless cars: it wants to put tray tables and screens in its vehicles, turning them into first-class airline seats, as Gizmodo's Alissa Walker
And also porn.
[ Forbes ]