No, Now This Is Officially the Hottest Earth Has Ever Been [UPDATING]
It's getting pretty hard to keep track of all the heat
latest data reveals
we just wrapped up the
Oh, dear, it's almost like there's a pattern in all this, isn't it? Almost as though our planet was locked into some sort of terrible, human-induced cycle of gradual warming that is slowly boiling away our ozone shield, drying out our fields, and endangering the very fabric of life as we know it, as we slide headlong into some terrifying post-apocalypse of our own making...
Anyway, we'll be back to update you here next month (or shortly thereafter), when we've got another new broken heat record to look back on.