Amazon Drones Are Truly Revolutionary [Marketing]
The most thrilling [marketing] advancement in recent years was unveiled last night on
. If you missed it-
how could you have missed it?
-Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos detailed the [marketing] future of his company for millions [of potential customers]:
That's right! It's just a matter of [at least five years'] time before Amazon's [currently fictitious] army of drones takes to the skies to deliver your [five pounds or lighter] package straight to your doorstep['s general GPS location] [assuming you live within 10 miles of an
Sure, there are [overwhelming] challenges ahead for PrimeAir. But let the [totally rational] naysayers have their quibbles. Who cares that the FAA won't approve commercial drone use by 2015 [at the earliest, but really
more like 2020
, and even that's wildly optimistic]? What does it matter that a GPS-guided, unmanned drone's
You'd think that Amazon would spend the night before the busiest online shopping day of the year publicizing its numerous deals, but clearly that's not a priority [for 60 Minutes producers]. Instead, Bezos talked about PrimeAir on 60 Minutes , the most reputable [and watched] weekly news program [that's willing to turn a blind eye to practicalities in exchange for a scoop] in America. That's how you know Amazon is serious [about grabbing headlines any way it can today].
The future [of marketing] is here. It's called PrimeAir. And today, it's going to change your [Twitter feed's] life.
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