There's an eternal battle going on in my head on what's the greatest utensil in the entire world
The beauty of this Fork & Knife Chopstick (it needs a much better name if it ever wants to legitimately enter the utensil conversation) is that it lowers the learning curve of using chopsticks. At it's base set, it's a fork and a knife. When you run into something you'd need chopsticks for, you slide the knife through the fork's slot and you'll create a set of hinged chopsticks. Basically, you'll get a pair of chopsticks that springs itself into perfect form and shape.
Unlike a spork, which is probably the worst Frankenstein utensil of them all, this Fork & Knife Chopstick (again, that name needs to change) could combine the best of every world. You can buy them at Vat19 for 10 bucks. [Vat19 via FoodBeast]