North Korea Thinks the CIA Hired a 'Lumberjack' to Assassinate Kim Jong Un With Nano Weapons?
The North Korean government is famous for coming up with some peculiar theories. But have you heard the one about how the
The allegation surfaced on Friday in the form of an 1,800-word report from
"They hatched a plot of letting human scum Kim commit bomb terrorism targeting the supreme leadership during events at the Kumsusan Palace of the Sun and at military parade and public procession after his return home," claims the North Korean report, referring to the annual military parade on April 15. "They told him that assassination by use of biochemical substances including radioactive substance and nano poisonous substance is the best method that does not require access to the target, their lethal results will appear after six or twelve months..."
The CIA allegedly gave said lumberjack "over $20,000 on two occasions and a satellite transmitter-receiver" for the job. (Less than $50,000 to take out North Korea's government honestly seems low, but I'm no expert in the economics of assassinations.) The North Korean report offers no evidence for these allegations and also fails to disclose how the plot was discovered.
If the idea of an bonkers assassination plot rings a bell, that's probably because North Korea was implicated in the murder of Kim Jong Un's estranged half-brother, Kim Jong Nam, back in February. Two women, one of whom claimed she thought she was participating in a TV prank , smeared the nerve agent VX on Kim Jong Nam's face. VX, classified as a weapon of mass destruction by the United Nations, is 100 times more deadly than sarin when applied to the skin. Kim Jong Nam died on the way to the hospital.
The CIA is also no stranger to crazy assassination plots. Back in the Cold
After the military parade on April 15, Kim Jong Un appeared in public for a saber-rattling live-fire test just 10 days later. And Kim Jong Un made another public appearance on Friday, the same day as the nutter-butters CIA allegations, to inspect some island defense units. Because after all, even the most paranoid dictator needs to prepare for war, when war seems imminent . Assassins be damned, even the lumberjacks.
[ BBC ]