Four Months Later, Julian Assange Still Isn't Dead
foremost pain in the ass
can finally stop tweeting in the third person as @Wikileaks, as he's been doing since 2008. Lets give a hearty (if perplexed) congrats to
How did the
That's the final nail in the Day Assange Killed coffin, so to speak. Assange made some questionable decisions when writing his bio though:
Refugee; Picking the lock to the chain that enslaves mankind-ignorance. No war without lies no peace without truth. Viva el Ecuador!
At a time when the United States is attempting to turn away actual refugees , that's a pretty bold label to claim for one's self, especially when his situation would be more accurately (if less succinctly) described as " not a refugee, just fleeing a rape investigation in Sweden ." And positing himself as a cure to ignorance when Wikileaks is, at best, a palliative, is also strange since the whistleblowing organization not only helped birth the Pizzagate conspiracy, it actively fanned the flames .
In short, Assange is alive and still very much a jackass. But the question remains: What has become of his cat?
Meow twice, sweet kitty, if you're being hauled off to a CIA black site in a pet carrier.
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